ASS. When Max canceled his DC show, which was scheduled for like a week or so before Conan's new show was supposed to start, me and inlovewithnight were all hopeful, but then this came out, so basically that's double stamps for you this week, Max. Also, can we look at how they never actually get Max to comment in that article, but instead they have Little Steven sounding vaguely confused about why he's there himself?
Me: Why the fuck is Steve the person they get to comment on this?I'm trying to think of something snappy to defend myself with, but eh, let's face it, she's totally right.
Night: I think they just have two E Street Band phone numbers at Rolling Stone, and Bruce wasn't picking up.
Me: Maybe they've got pictures of Steve --
Night [despondent]: Please don't pursue that line of thought any further.
[her tone cracks me up]
Me: Oh my god, your voice.
Night: I know you, and I have to go to bed soon, and I don't want the images you're going to put in my head following me.